Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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