My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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