I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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