I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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