How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
