love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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