So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
