Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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