What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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