I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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