What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so let's talk penis.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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