"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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