dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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