Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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