You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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