I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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