'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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