im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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