I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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