Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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