Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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