Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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