are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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