He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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