What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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