this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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