he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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