I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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