dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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