Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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