Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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