His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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