the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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