love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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