their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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