i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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