I feel like I'm in dance class right now
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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