god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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