i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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