What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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