are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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