I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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