Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I intend to get homeless drunk
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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