I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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