Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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