Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Rumble strips road head = magical
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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