So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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