yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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