i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
My cat gives me a boner
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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