Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
this just has baby written all over it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Randomize
