Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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