I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I have fence marks all over my body
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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