They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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