Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
